Profound.
So....what's your situation? :)
Best one I ever heard was at a soccer player's wedding. He is English, and so was the best man, who said, "(groom) is going to approach his marriage just as he approaches his football career: score twice a week....go the full 90 minutes....switch ends at halftime...and play half his games away from home....though…
Oh, God, spare me from the snarky bullshit from Deadspin commenters.
"What ever happened to free speech on college campus?"
I was referring more to the TV series, jagweed. But fair enough, since in neither case was Lt. Gerard "David" or even the same name in either case (Philip in the TV series, Samuel - no Lt. - in the movie.)
Farting is such sweet sorrow...that I shall say goodnight, 'til it be 'morrow.
You and I are two of the eight people who got that. Bravo.
"At least I'm not broke!"
